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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Why we could lose

Watch this weasel Holder squirm rather than just speak up.

These hairsplitting dumbasses would rather throw the war than call a spade a spade.

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Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is argument of tyrants. It is the creed of slaves. -

William Pitt 1783

Political tags — such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth — are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire. The former are idealists acting from highest motives for the greatest good of the greatest number. The latter are surly curmudgeons, suspicious and lacking in altruism. But they are more comfortable neighbors than the other sort. - Robert Heinlein

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I like beer, NO I LOVE BEER! I like wine too, and cranberry juice, and girls, and guitars and playing the blues. I'll stop before the list gets too long.

When I find a beer I like I'm going to review it here.

Now despite the fact that I LOVE BEER and the fact that I LOVE microbrews that are brewed in the wonderful State of Maine, not one of the Maine microbreweries has offered to pay me, or even send me a free six pack of beer to get a review. It approaches certainty that they don't know I and this blog exist.

Anyone who reads a review of beer posted here can be assured that I actually drank that beer, and if I liked it my review will say so; conversely if I didn't care for the beer, my review will also state that. I might even elaborate on either theme, as appropriate.

In closing I'd like to say to the FTC, go regulate someone else. My only compensation in reviewing beer is that I got to drink and it then pontificate about it to my heart's content.

Oh and one more thing, if I start talking about a guitar I like, all the above applies to that as well. In fact no one is paying me to say anything at this time. Should that change I'll update this notice.

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Why we could lose

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